The Thinnest Book On Earth
(Funniest, yet thinnest book on earth compiled by Gintong Lahi founder, Rufino C. Landayan.)
PGMA PARDONED ERAP TO UNIFY A DIVIDED NATION. By the Malacanang Spookman.
THE PARDON DID NOT ONLY DIVIDE A DIVIDED NATION. By the Anti-GMA Pinoys.
THE PARDON ALSO MULTIPLIES THE HEADACHES DUE TO GMA’S ACTION. By the Broken-Hearted Pinoys.
HAAYYY, NAKUPO! KEKAYO, KEKAYO. BAKIT AKO NABUKO? By Presyodent GMA.
GMA TO APPOINT PRESIDENT ERAP: ANTI-POVERTY BOSS. By Presyodent GMA's Adviser.
PARDON KITA ERAP, SOLVE MO PROBLEMA NG MAHIRAP. By Presyodent GMA.
OPO, MY PRESYODENT. PERO, MAHIRAP
BAKIT ERAP? ‘KALA KO PA NAMAN CHAMPION KA NG MAHIRAP! By Presyodent GMA.
KELANGAN KO 89 MILLION BROWN BAGS NA PUNO NG NINOY AQUINO, JOSE ABAD
KUNG ‘YAN LANG ALAM MONG REMEDYO – AKO NA LANG MAG-DISTRIBUTE SA MALACANANG. SIMPLE LANG ‘YAN! By Presyodent GMA.
SEC PUNO, PREPARE KA 89 MILLION BAGS NA PUNO NG “FG” PERO WALANG NINOY AQUINO, KENI, KENI! By Presyodent GMA.
SI PUNO ANG PASIMUNO! SI FIDEL RAMOS ‘DI SUSUKO! By the Pinoy Referee.
SI CHAVIT MASASABIT. By ERAP’S Power Broker.
SI “ATONG ANG” MALAPIT NG TUMIMBUWANG. By A Pinoy Observer.
3 ARCHBISHOPS TO FORM NEW GOVERNMENT WITH GOVERNANCE. By Gintong Lahi Observer.
THEY WANT GMA, NOLI, VILLAR AND JOE DE V TO RESIGN – PRONTO! By Gintong Lahi Observer.
THEY WANT ANOTHER “PUNO” (SI JUSTICE R DAW!) TO BE THE INTERIM PINOY BOSING. By Gintong Lahi Observer.
PURO PUNO! PURO PUNO!! PWE!!!! By Gintong Lahi Historian.
PWE! PUNONG-PUNO NA ANG PINOY, PWEDE BA? By Gintong Lahi Historian.
FILIPINOS SHOULD NOT SUCCUMB TO EVIL, POWER, AND GREED. By Cardinal Rosales.
AMONG FILIPINOS, GMA HAS IT (EVIL, POWER, GREED!). By The Pinoys and Pinays Abroad.
BUT GMA IS NOT ALONE WITH IT. THE FG IS SO MUCH IN IT! By The Pinoys and Pinays Here and Abroad.
THE FG IS DEEPLY IN IT. HER EXCELLENCY CONCURRED WITH IT. By The Filipinos in Pilipinas.
FILIPINOS SHOULD FIGHT THE EVIL, THE POWERFUL CHEAT, AND THE GREEDY. By The Cardinal Rule(r).
ERGO, WE MUST FIGHT THE MERMAID AND BALYENA BY THE PASIG RIVER. By Gintong Lahi Observer.
MAKATI BLAST, A TERROR ACT: AFP, By The AFP Intelligence Daw.
MAKATI BLAST, A TERROR ACT. A HANDMADE OF THE STATE'S CHIEF SECURITY, By The People's Counter-Intelligence Group.
MAKATI BLAST, GAWA NG RSM DAW (Rajah Sulaiman Movement kuno). HE, HE, HE. By Gintong Lahi Intellgence Chief.
KE BABAW NG ISIP NG CHIEF STATE SECURITY. HE, HE, HE. By Gintong Lahi Intelligence Chief.
ENRILE WAS THERE IN MARCOS' MARTIAL LAW. ENRILE IS HERE AGAIN IN GMA'S MARTIAL FLAW. By The People's Silent Observer.
THE AFP IS SOLIDLY BEHIND GMA. THAT'S WHAT MARCOS WAS TELLING EVERYONE IN 1986. By The Shadows of The People's Power.
LET ME INTERVENE WITH JDV AND GMA: GENERAL TABAKO FIDEL RAMOS. By The People On The Sideline.
NOW, THE GANG OF ENRILE & RAMOS ARE IN AGAIN! By The Gintong Lahi Historian.
SAME SHIT! SAME BWISIT! DALA NA ANG MGA PINOY! By The Gintong Lahi Historian.
THE CATHOLIC BISHOPS SHOULD SET US FREE! FROM WHERE? By The Hopeful Pinoys.
THE CATHOLIC BISHOPS SHOULD SET US FREE! FROM WHOM? By The Poor Filipino Hopeful.
WE USED TO HAVE "LESS OR NO DEMOCRACY" - BY MARIA RESSA, ABS-CBN.
WE USED TO HAVE "TOO MUCH DEMOCRACY" - BY MARIA RESSA, ABS-CBN. By Gintong Lahi Historian.
NOW, WE HAVE A "MANGLED DEMOCRACY" - BY MARIA RESA, ABS-CBN. By Gintong Lahi Historian.
NOW, OUR DEMOCRACY IS DISTORTED AND TORN BY VESTED INTERESTS - BY MARIA RESSA, ABS-CBN. By Gintong Lahi Historian.
WHAT CAN WE BELIEVE IN? WALA NA! BY MARIA RESSA, ABS-CBN. By Gintong Lahi Historian.
WHERE DO WE FIND HOPE? WALA NA! BY MARIA RESSA, ABS-CBN. By Gintong Lahi Historian.
WHAT HOPE DO WE HAVE AS A NATION? MAYRON PA BA? BY MARIA RESSA, ABS-CBN. By Gintong Lahi Historian.
HOPE COMES FROM WITHIN FILIPINOS! BAWAT ISA, MAY PAG-ASA! By Gintong Lahi Historian.
HOPE IS NOT SOMETHING OTHER PEOPLE WILL GIVE YOU. ANO REGALO? By Gintong Lahi Historian.
HOPE COMES WITH INDIVIDUAL RESPONSIBILITY. DAAN KO, LINIS KO! By Gintong Lahi Historian.
THIS IS (AND SHOULD BE) EVERY PINOYS COMMITMENT TO NATION-BUILDING. BALIKATAN! WALANG IWANAN! Gintong Lahi Aspiration.
GMA SHOULD ADOPT "MORAL REVOLUTION" TO SAVE THE COUNTRY: JOE DE V, By Gintong Lahi Historian.
GMA SHOULD "CLEANSE" GOV'T WITH TOO MUCH BUREAUCRACY, INCOMPETENTS AND CORRUPTS: JOSE DE V, By Gintong Lahi Observer.
THIS GOVERNMENT MUST "CLEANSE" ITSELF WITH EVERYTHING, EXCEPT ME: JOE DE V, By Gintong Lahi Joker.
SOME BISHOPS AWAIT FOR MORE BROWN BAG RECEIVERS (FROM MALACANANG). By Gintong Lahi Observer.
EXPECT SOME GOVERNORS TO SAY, "AKO RIN!" "AKO RIN!" By Gintong Lahi Observer.
EXPECT SOME CONGRESSMEN SHOUT, "AKO MAN!" "AKO MAN!" By Gintong Lahi Observer.
PACQUIAO HAD CONTAMINATED AND IS CONTAMINATING BOXING WITH DIRTY POLITICS. By Gintong Lahi Historian.
PACQUIAO HAD CONTAMINATED AND IS CONTAMINATING BOXING WITH MOVIE AND ACTING CAREER. By A Movie Reporter.
AND NOW - THE ARMED FORCES OF THE PHILS. WHAT’S NEXT MSGT PACMAN? By Gintong Lahi Historian.
PACMAN HAD JUST CONTAMINATED THE ENVIRONMENT! THIS TIME, THE HARIBON - PHILS EAGLE. By The Gintong Lahi Environmental Man.
PACMAN NEEDS TO DECONTAMINATE HIMSELF WITH THAT ODOROUS AIR, OTHERWISE, THE FALL MAYBE INEVITABLE, HARD, AND PAINFUL. By The Gintong Lahi Recorder.
PACMAN IS A NATIONAL HERO, AN ICON, AN ACCOMPLISHED BOXER – THE GREATEST THAT OUR COUNTRY HAD EVER PRODUCED. By Gintong Lahi
BUT, PACMAN TODAY IS A MAN WHO GETS ATTENTION AND CONNECTION WITH DIVERSED COMMUNITY OF PEOPLES. By Gintong Lahi
HIS BUSINESS CONNECTION SO FAR IS GOOD. HIS RECENT BUSINESS DECISIONS SOMEWHAT TOPSY-TURVY LATELY. By A Nervous Fan.
HIS CURRENT MOVIE AND ACTING CAREER IS GIVING HIM MORE VISIBILITY THAT COST HIM TOO MUCH ENERGY - A RATED TRIPLE A. By A Watching Fan.
WHAT IS INTRIGUING IS HIS ASSOCIATION WITH TRADITIONAL POLITICIANS, RATED A MINUS AMONG OTHER AVID FANS. By An Avid Fan.
HE WAS AN ADOPTED SON OF
MAYOR LIM WAS OBVIOUSLY EMBARRASED BUT SAID QUIETLY, WHAT CAN THE CITY DO, HE (PACMAN) IS THE CHAMPION, ANYWAY. By A Poor Citizen Of
PACMAN’S RELATIONSHIP WITH THE CITY WAS OFFICIAL. PACMAN’S RELATIONSHIP WITH ATIENZA IS PERSONAL. By A Gintong Lahi Tribe Member.
PACMAN PUT DOWN THE PEOPLE OF
PEOPLE OF
MANILA TAX COLLECTOR TO PACMAN: BAYAD KA NG TAX MO, TULAD NI JUAN AT PEDRO. By The Hard Nose Taxman in Manila City Hall.
U.S. TV SHOW PRODUCERS ARE RUNNING SHORT OF HUMOR. THEY CREATED HUMOR BUT BROUGHT INSULTS TO OTHERS. By The Filipino TV Producers.
FILIPINOS BANNED DESPERATE WIVES. ABOUT TIME TO TEACH THE DESPERATES A LESSON. By A Filipino Doctor.
GENERALS’ WIVES USED C-130 TO PARTY IN
THEY ASKED FOR SUBMARINE TO VISIT THE
ALL THESE GENERALS’ WIVES WANT MORE PARTIES? ARE THEY THAT DESPERATE? HE, HE, HE. By The Soldiers In Combat Gear.
ICTSI CHAIRMAN & CEO ENRIQUE RAZON JR. HAS NO TIME FOR POLITICS. BIG BOY OF POLITICS HAS TIME TO CHAT WITH HIM. HE, HE, HE. By The Gintong Lahi Detective.
ICTSI’S MR. RAZON JR FOUND IT NO SENSE TO PLAY POLITICS WHEN HE IS BUSY OPERATING PORTS IN TEN COUNTRIES INCLUDING THE PHILS. By The President Who Travels & Deals With Many Politicians Abroad.
TYCOON RAZON ACCOMPANIES PGMA IN A TOUR OF
GMA GUEST OF HONOR AT INAUGURATION OF THE ICTSI TAKEOVER OF
NOW, THE PICTURE BECOMES CLEARER. By The Lonely Pinoy Spy.
RAZON HAVE NO HAND IN THE REMOVAL OF NERI FROM THE NEDA. IT WAS THE FAT MAN'S HANDS WHO DID. By The Gintong Lahi Observer.
THE MORE RAZON GIVES MORE REASONS, THE MORE FILIPINOS DON’T BUY HIS ALIBIS. By The Gintong Lahi Observer.
RAZON CLAIMED HE IS ONLY A BUSINESSMAN. YES, A BUSINESSMAN WITH THE FAT MAN HIS CONTACT MAN. HE, HE, HE. By The Poor Vendors Along
WITH SEN. JPE, JOKER & BIG MOUTH ON HER DEFENSE, HOW CAN THE LITTLE MERMAID GET BUSTED?
SEN JOKER ARROYO SAID BEFORE: “PAG BAD KA, LAGOT KA”. BUT FOR NOW: “PAG BAD KA, ILULUSOT KITA”. HE, HE, HE. By The Gintong Lahi Comedian.
IF YOU REMEMBER THE P250-MILLION REASONS LAST MAY 2007 ELECTIONS. HE, HE, HE. OH, JOKER - WHAT A JOKE? By The Gintong Lahi Historian.
GMA WANTS LAW TO PROTECT MILITARY SECRET. HO-HUMMM… By A Human Right Activist.
THE DESPERATE WIFE WAS SO DESPERATE, SHE CAN'T TELL THE DOCTOR WHO TREATED HER.. By Gintong Lahi Physician.
DESPERATE WIVES WANT THE BOGUS DOCTORS FROM NEW JERSEY, NOT THE ONE WHO OBTAINED MD LICENSE FROM QUIAPO AND QUEZON BLVD. HE, HE, HE. By Gintong Lahi Bugaw.
DESPERATE WIVES NEED TO APOLOGIZE OR THE FILIPINO DOCTORS WILL RETURN TO BATANES OR SULU. By The Gintong Lahi Chismoso.
IF YOU'RE DESPERATE DON'T WATCH THE WIVES LOOK FOR FILIPINO DOCTORS, HINDI SILA BAKLA. HE, HE, HE. By The Sabi Ko Na Sa Inyo.
IF THEY'RE DESPERATE, FILIPINO SURGEONS CAN HEAL THEIR ITCHY BITCHY TEENEE WEENEE.. HE, HE, HE. By No Other Than The Cross-Eyed Surgeon.
ABALOS RESIGNS! ‘YAN ANG UTOS NI BOSING. HE, HE, HE. By The Gintong Lahi Observer.
‘YAN ANG TUNAY NA YANIG SA ILOG
ABALOS, ABALOS, KANTA NA. HWAG MUNA, HWAG MUNA. ARU ABE! HE, HE, HE. By A Friendly Pinoy Blogger.
FILIPINOS WILL REMEMBER ABALOS DAHIL SA “MAHIGIT NA ISANG MILYONG KADAHILANAN”. HE, HE, HE. By The Friendly Pinoy Blogger.
ABALOS WANTS TO BE REMEMBERED AS “THE BIG CADDY WHO VALIANTLY FOUGHT THE GREAT AGAIN SOCIETY. HE, HE, HE. By Gintong Lahi Record Keeper.
FILIPINOS WANT ABALOS REMEMBERED AS “THE PINOY GOLFER WHO ROCKED CHINESE PROSTIES - COURTESY OF THE ZTE.” HE, HE, HE. By Gintong Lahi Historian.
ABALOS HAD COMELEC LOST ALL ITS GLORY DURING HIS TIME. ‘SANG MILYON, ‘SANG MILYON! By Gintong Lahi Historian.
COMELEC NEEDS TO RE-BORN. ABALOS NEEDS TO GROW HORN TO BULLY JDV AND NERI. HE, HE, HE. By Gintong Lahi Historian.
JPE, THE FIRST TO CRITICISE THE MONUMENTAL
JPE, THE SENATOR WHO BARKED (AT THE FIRST SIGN OF
JPE, THE PICTURE OF AN ACCOMPLISHED COMPROMISING BUSINESSMAN – SENATOR. By The Gintong Lahi Observer.
JPE, THE ACCOMPLISHED POLITICIAN WHO KNOWS WHEN TO WHINE AND DINE. MINA KO, TROSO
MINA KO! TROSO KO!
JPE: SPEAKER JOE DE V IS THE ORIGINAL
JPE: BASH MY PRESIDENT AND I WILL BASH YOU COME WHAT MAY! By The Filipino Fortune Dreamer.
JPE: PROTECT MY FORESTS AND MINE SITES AND I WILL PROTECT YOU AT THE SENATE. By The Filipino Readers Of Bad Jokes.
JPE: MADAM, SCRATCH MY BACK AND I WILL DOUBLE SCRATCH YOURS AND THE FG’s. By The Public Opinion’s Opinion.
JPE SHOOTS SPEAKER JDV – THE MADAM OKS THE CHOPPING OF TREES AT SENATOR’S PRISTINE FORESTS. By The Natural Resources Detective.
JPE THANKS THE MADAM AND PLEDGED TO HIT SPEAKER JDV MORE. The Reader of Daily Bulletin.
POLITICIANS ARE THERE TO PROTECT THEIR SELF-INTERESTS. PEOPLE & GOVERNMENT’S INTERESTS COME LAST. The Interest Keeper.
POLITICIANS ARE THE MOST GIFTED-PEOPLE. THE FILIPINO PEOPLE - THEIR ENEMIES. The Typical Filipino Poor.
EX-PRES
EVERYBODY IS AFRAID OF GLORIA. THAT INCLUDES SENATOR BIG MOUTH AND SEC YAKYAKIN. By Ex-President
GLORIA’S OPPOSITIONISTS DON’T HAVE “BAYAGS” BUT THEY GOT SCREWBALLS! By Ex-Pres
GLORIA IS THE LUCKIEST PHILIPPINE PRESIDENT. SHE GOT NO OPPOSITION BUT A
IT’S CAMPAIGN TIME IN THE
HEAR ALL THESE BOLA-BOLAS FROM
GLORIA’S CRITICS ARE GOOD IN DRAMA. THEIR MAIN OBSESSIONS – TV APPEARANCES AND POGI POINTS. By The Gintong Lahi Community.
SENATOR “BIG MOUTH”
SEE WHERE MOST OF THIS MONEY GOES: INTELLIGENCE FUNDS, ADMINISTRATIVE EXPENSES, CONSULTANTS' FEES & SERVICES, REST & RECREATION AT BORACAY. By The Army's Auditors.
SENATOR SIGA-SIGA BURNED THE BRIDGE THAT CONNECTS TO FAT BELLY, BILLIONS IN COMMISSION, AND FREQUENT TRIP TO CHINA. By The Philippine Senate Detective.
SENATOR TIGASIN'S POGI POINTS ARE NO LONGER POGI. THE CHINESE EMBASSY PUT A TANKER FULL OF GAS TO SURPRISE THE SENATOR FROM ILOILO. By The Hongkong Dimsun Chef.
SENATOR BIG MOUTH SAID: “SORRY, MY CHINESE FRIENDS. I DON’T MEAN TO INSULT YOU. I JUST DID IT FOR FUN!. I Had Told You Earlier.
SENATOR WHO KNOWS ALL SAID: “MY CHINESE FRIENDS ARE NOT BUSTARDS. THEY JUST INVENTED CORRUPTION IN THE WORLD. I Read That Loud And Clear.
THE FILIPINO-CHINESE IN BINONDO ARE MAD. THEY HATE SENATOR BIG MOUTH. Wala Lang Silang Big
SENATOR
SENATOR
SEC ABALOS IS SUING JDV III P20 MILLION. THAT’S CHEAP COMPARED TO THE P450 MILLION BALATO HE HAD OFFERED HIM.. By The Quiet Filipino Taho Trader.
SEC NERI AY HINDI NABILI. SA BULOK NI PGMA SIYA AY NAPIPI. By The Opposition Senators.
SEC ABALOS IS A LOST CASE. MALACANANG HAD LONG ABANDONED HIM. By The Comelec Auditors.
SEC ABALOS IS NOW THE SACRIFICIAL GOAT. IMPEACH HIM! By The Malacanang Tenant.
SEC ABALOS CHINESE FRIENDS OFFERED HIM FREE TICKETS TO CHINA BECAUSE HE IS POGI - NO! By The Senator Who Knows Nothing.
SEC ABALOS CHINESE FRIENDS OFFERED HIM FREE GOLF TRIPS TO CHINA BECAUSE HE IS POGI - NO! According To The Senator Who Smells Everything.
SEC ABALOS CHINESE FRIENDS OFFERED HIM FREE CHINESE PROSTIES BECAUSE HE IS POGI - NO! According To The Senator Who Is Grandstanding.
THE MAIN REASON ACCORDING TO THE SENATOR WHO KNOWS ALL - THEY HAVE A DEAL TO STEAL BILLIONS FROM THE FILIPINO PEOPLE! By The Senator Who Did Not Get Commission.
ABALOS AT 72 CAN STILL COUNT 1,2, AND 3 CHINESE PROSTIES. NOW, AT 73, HE IS FACED WITH BROKERING THE ZTE (CONTRACT). By the Comelec Statistician.
IMAGINE A COMELEC BOSS COUNTING VOTES IN
THE ZTE DEAL IS SUSPENDED DEAD IN THE WATERS OF
THE MYSTERY MAN IS NO MYSTERY AT ALL. HE CAN’T VANISH. HE CAN’T DIMINISH. HE IS AS BIG AS THE BALYENA BY THE
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THE YOUNG JDV IS NO DIFFERENT WITH THE OLD JDV. BOTH KNOW WHEN THE RIGHT TIME IS. By General Tabako and Company.
OUST JDV. WILL IMPEACH GMA. By the Minority and Majority Coalition.
SENATOR VILLAR IS NOT PALENGKE, SENATOR ROXAS IS! By the Early Presidential Derby.
THE
SA KASO NG ZTE, SINO ANG NAHULI? SI JDV BA O RELATIVE NI LULI? By the Frustrated Luli Fans.
ANG HIRAP KE LULI, SINAPO NYA AY KE LAKI-LAKI! By the Frustrated Luli Fans.
ATRAS MGA KATOTO. DEDBOL TAYO PAG SI JDV TINODAS NYO. By The Commander In Cheap.
NONG PANAHON NI MARCOS, MILYON-MILYON LANG ANG NAKAWAN. By the Filipino Historian.
PANAHON NI MADAM, BILYON-BILYON LANG ANG LAGAYAN. By the Filipino Historian.
IT TOOK MARCOS TWENTY YEARS TO STEAL A LOT! IT TOOK MADAM LESS THAN SIX YEARS TO STEAL A
WALA NG KONSYENSYA. WALA PANG DELICADEZA. By the Filipino Church Hierarchy.
WALA NG HIYA. GARAPALAN PA NGA. By the Filipino Conscience Bloc.
KUNG ANO ANG PUNO AY SIYANG BUNGA. PURO KURAKOT! PURO KURAKOT! By the Filipino Conscience Bloc.
SAMAHANG BASKETBOL NG PILIPINAS (SBP) IS CONTROLLED AND OPERATED BY PEPING WHO? By Kamag-anak and Kamag-anak, Inc.
BOTH BAP AND SBP RUN BY SELF-VESTED-INTERESTS ONLY. By Gintong Lahi.
PHILS BRILLIANCE IN BASKETBALL BECAME MURKY DUE TO LINA AND KAMAG-ANAK TANDEM. By a Basketball Aficionado.
GET RID OF PHILS BASKETBALL MONKEYS – LINA & KAMAG-ANAK, INC. By The Basketballl Players Syndicate.
REMEMBER THE AUTHOR OF LAW PROTECTING SQUATTERS FROM SQUATTING ANYWHERE IN THE PHILS? By The Luneta Squatters.
LINA SHOULD BE THROWN OUT OF BAP. NO MAS TO SQUATTERS. By
LINA IS THE DARK SIDE OF PHILIPPINE DREAM. By A Frustrated
LINA IS THE MOST STUPID SENATOR WE EVER HAD. By Philippine Realty Assn.
LINA DESERVED NOTHING BUT NET – NOT BAP PRESIDENCY. By The MVP.
I WAS THROWN OUT OF COURT – NOT FROM MVP’S OFFICE. By Lina Ng Buhay Ko.
HIGH COURT IS
HIGH COURT CAN’T JUDGE THE CASE WITHOUT LOOKING ON FACTS. By Gintong Lahi.
WITH BILLION PESOS WASTED AND CORRUPTED, OMBUDSGIRL FOUND NO CRIME COMMITTED. By Gintong Lahi.
WHAT IS BEYOND REASONABLE DOUBT? WHEN ROTTING COMPUTERS CAN’T COUNT. By Gintong Lahi.
CLOSE YOUR EYES. CLOSE YOUR NOSE. OPEN YOUR MOUTH – COMELEC WILL COUNT. By NAMFREL Volunteers.
EMIL JURADO, HOW MUCH WERE YOUR TAKE TO DEODORIZE THE MEGA PACIFIC DEAL? By Mega Pacific eSolution?
A MONKEY IS A MONKEY, ESPECIALLY WHEN THE TAIL OF BILLION PESO DEAL IS EXPOSED. By Senator Pimentel.
BAR TOPNOTCHER “KOKO” PIMENTEL IS NOT FOR MAYOR – EXCELLENT FOR SENATOR. By A Gintong Lahi Fan.
EMIL JURADO IN DO OR DIE EFFORT TO CLEANSE THE COMELEC FIASCO. By Pimentel and Pimentel Partnership.
SUPREME COURT AND OMBUDSGIRL IN CAHOOT TO CLEANSE THE COMELEC BILLION PESO ANOMALY. By Bar Topnotcher “Koko” Pimentel.
SUPREME COURT AFRAID TO PINPOINT THE GUILT, ORDERED THE OMBUDSGIRL TO
LUTONG
PALACE: RETAKE IS FOR CHEATERS ONLY. By Malacanang Tenant.
CONCILIATION IS MEANT TO DEFEAT THE WINNERS IN NURSING EXAMS. By Labor Secretary Arturo Brion.
I’M GLAD – IT’S OVER! The Nurse Board Topnotcher.
A LEAK, IS A LEAK, IS A LEAK. LEAK GOES TO THE LOWEST POINT. IT REACHES LUZON, VISAYAS, AND
PRC CONDUCTED OATH-TAKING FOR THOSE WHO PAID CASH. By the Flunkers.
THAT’S WHY WE RUSHED THE OATH-TAKING. AT LEAST, WE STOOD BY OUR WORDS. By the PRC Chairwoman.
I-GAPUZ ANG MANDARAYANG NURSES REVIEWERS. By the
GMA WANTS LAW AGAINST CHEATERS. By Executive Secretary Ermita.
NURSES’ WANT LAW AGAINST REVIEWERS AND PRC PEDDLERS. By Sariling Sikap Review Class.
FILIPINOS WANT LAW AGAINST ELECTION CHEATERS. By the OFWs.
FILIPINOS WANT LAW AGAINST COMELEC CHEATERS. By the Losing Candidates.
FILIPINOS WANT LAW AGAINST ABUSIVE OMBUDSGIRL. By the Losing COMELEC Bidders.
FILIPINOS WANT LAW. BUT CONGRESS PRODUCED NO LAW. By Puro Lokong Congreso at Senado.
SMITH MUST APOLOGIZE TO OBTAIN FORGIVENESS. By Nicole.
IT WILL TAKE A LONG TIME TO HEAL THE WOUNDS IN MY HEART. By Nicole.
I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED AS THE YOUNG WOMAN WHO FOUGHT AMERICAN RAPIST. By Nicole.
REMEMBER ME AS THE WOMAN WHO BECAME VICTIM OF A GOVERNMENT WHO DID NOT CARE ENOUGH OF ITS CITIZENS. By Nicole.
I DESERVED RESPECT, INTOXICATED OR NOT. By Nicole.
WE ARE NOT TOYS. WE ARE HUMAN. By Nicole.
HI! I’M NICOLE. IF YOU INVITE ME FOR A RIDE, I’LL GO WITH YOU. By Smith.
HI! I’M SMITH. IF YOU RIDE WITH ME, I’LL TREAT YOU WITH UTMOST MARINE RESPECT. By Nicole.
WHAT YOU EXPECT IS MORE THAN I GAVE. By Smith.
WHAT I RECEIVED IS LESS RESPECT AND TOO MUCH SEX. By Nicole.
NICOLE WAS NOT RAPED. SHE WAS SEXUALLY TORTURED
by The Defense Attorney.
NO CRIMINAL CASE FOR COMELEC BILLION PESO ANOMALY.
By Ombudsgirl Mercy.
OMBUDSGIRL MERCY GUTIERREZ CAME HOME WITH FURY.
By Senator Pimentel
THIEVES BY THE HUNDREDS OF PESOS MORE CRIMINALS THAN THIEVES BY THE BILLIONS PESOS
Ombudsgirl Gutierrez.
PROSECUTOR VALDEZ DOESN’T BELONG TO NICOLE PANEL.
By Sec SIRAULO.
PROSECUTOR VALDEZ WAS SILENCED BY DOJ.
By Nicole and Mom.
I WAS NOT INFLUENCED BY NO BODY, EXCEPT BIG MIKE, SYEMPRE!
By Mercy, Oh Mercy.
PRC CHIEF ROMERO IS ACTING LIKE A MAD DOG. SHE BITES HER BOSS & FUTURE BOSS.
By Sec Briones & Mr. Tan.
PRC’S ROMERO MUST GO, NOT TODAY, BUT YESTERDAY!
By The Ex-PNA President.
PRC CHIEF ROMERO – DENTIST AKO NI BOSS ARROYO!
By Ms. Romero.
NO SIGN OF CONTUSIONS - NO RAPE!
by The Defense Attorney.
DRUNK DRIVING IS LESSER EVIL THAN DRUNK RAPING
by SIRAULO.
NICOLE - YOUR COUNTRYMEN HAD BETRAYED YOU
by Uncle Juan.
NICOLE - CALL ME GIRL, BUT NOT A CALLGIRL
by Nicole.
I HATE SMITH. HE’S WEAK!
by Nicole, one week after.
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER WHILE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF CONFUSION
by Nicole.
NICOLE’S RAPE CASE A TRADE OFF FOR BOLANTE
by Nicole’s Mom.
NICOLE CAN SET BOLANTE FREE
by The Transactional Leader.
NO COMPROMISE. NO SELL OUT. NO SETTLEMENT.
by Nicole.
SMITH SHOULD NOT HAVE DUMPED ME.
by Nicole.
DUMPED ME HELPLESSLY OR DUMP YOU TO PENITENTIARY.
by Nicole.
30 MINUTES OF FANTASY = LIFETIME OF TRAGEDY
by LCPL Smith.
30 MINUTES OF ECSTACY = LIFETIME OF DIRTY MEMORY
by Smith.
ONLY IF I WAS NOT DUMPED LIKE A PIG!
by Nicole.
I SHOULD HAVE LET YOU SLEEP ON THE VAN MOTEL
by Smith.
I SEE NOTHING. I HEAR NOTHING.
by Driver Soriano.
I SMELL SOMETHING. I IMAGINE SOMETHING.
by Filipino Van Driver.
PERA MUNA BAGO SI NICOLE.
by Van Driver Soriano.
HINDI AKO DAKILA PARA MAGSABI NG TOTOO
by Driver Soriano.
ANG PI DAW AY PALACE INITIATIVE
by The Opposition.
ANG ULAP DAW AY ISANG PANGARAP
by The United Opposition.
BAGSAK MAN ANG PI, EDI CHA-CHA NAMAN!
by GMA and Cohorts.
‘KALA NYO PAG WALA ANG PLAN "A" PLAN "B" NAMAN!
by PGMA.
MELON KAYANG MELON NA MALAMIG?
By Bayan Muna.
SI PALPARAN, WALANG KAPARARAKAN!
By Bayan Sana.
‘DI AKO BUTCHER! ITANONG NYO KAY CHER.
By Gen Palparan.
SI PALPARAN KASI - SABI NI GOV JOSIE
By The Bulakenyos.
SI GOV JOSIE KASI - SI PALPARAN ANG MAY SABI
By The Confused Bulakenyos.
DENGUE IS AN EPIDEMIC! KILLS MANY PILIPINOS
By The Victims
NO! DENGUE AY ‘DI PA EPIDEMIC. 2,000 PA LANG ANG DEDO
By a Victim’s Mother
KUNG SI SEC DUQUE AY NA DENGUE - IKAW PA?
By Senator Jinggoy.
SEC DUQUE AND SICK DENGUE MUST UNITE OR FIGHT?
By The People.
SCHOOLS MUST CLEAN THEIR YARDS
By The Mosquitoes.
SCHOOL YARDS ARE GOOD FOR OUR HABITATS
By the Mosquitoes.
SCHOOLS NOT ONLY TEACH CLEANLINESS - MUST ALSO PRACTICE IT
By the Mosquitoes.
SA BIAK NA BATO, ANG MARBLE AY NUMERO UNO
By The Bulakenyos.
HOW TO BUY CONGRESS WITHOUT GOING TO MARKET
by Gloria M. Arroyo.
HOW TO JUNK IMPEACHMENT WITHOUT GOING TO THE SENATE
by Gloria M. Arroyo.
HOW TO BEAT ESCUDERO, CAYETANO, & REYES, ET AL WITHOUT FIRING A SALVO
by Gloria M Arroyo.
HOW TO SURVIVE IMPEACHMENT & NOT WORRY OF AFTER SHOCK EFFECTS
by Gloria M. Arroyo.
HOW TO COMMAND OBEDIENCE & STEAL LOYALTY IN THE AFP
by Gloria M. Arroyo
HOW PGMA POLITICIZED THE AFP
by Rodolfo Biazon.
I GOT BEAT BY PGMA'S LAST MINUTE APPOINTMENT
by Samuel Bagasin.
GOT ANOTHER STAR: CONSUELO DE BOBO
by Samuel Bagasin.
BENEFICIARY OF PGMA'S LAST MINUTE APPOINTMENT
by Edilberto Adan.
THE IMPEACHMENT BACKLASH IS COMING SOON WITH VENGEANCE
(A Collaborative Testimony of: Escudero, Cayetano, Antonino-Custodio, Suplico, Remulla, et al).
MARCOS WILL BE GREAT AGAIN, LIBINGAN NG MGA BAYANI KANYANG LULUSUBIN
(In Gloria M. Arroyo’s Appreciation For Imee’s Missing In Action).
I CAN NOT BE BOUGHT. I WAS NOT BOUGHT. I'M OPPOSITE OF BOTH
by Imee R. Marcos.
I LEFT P100 MILLIONS IN UNACCOUNTED FUNDS. NO AUDIT, NO REFUND
by Ret AFP Chief ABU.
THE ART OF TELLING THE TRUTH
by Gloria M. Arroyo.
THE ETHICS OF EARNING AN HONEST BUCK
by Jose Miguel Arroyo.
TRUTH WELL TOLD,
a Collaborative Work of: Ignacio Bunye, Bobi Tiglao, Mike Defensor, and Gabriel Claudio.
MY TRUE ALIAS,
by Ignacio Arroyo.
IMPARTIAL JUSTICE
by Raul Gonzalez.
HANDBOOK FOR HONEST ELECTIONS
by Virgilio Garcillano (With some insights from Ronaldo Puno and Benjamin Abalos).
MY ECONOMIC MIRACLE
by Gloria M. Arroyo.
HOW TO WIN BY MORE THAN A MILLION VOTES
by Gloria M. Arroyo (With testimonials from Ronaldo Puno and Virgilio Garcillano).
HOW TO WIN-WIN
by Jose de Venecia.
NEVER HAVE A HIDDEN AGENDA
by Fidel Valdez Ramos.
I’M YOUR LAST BEST HOPE
by Gloria M. Arroyo.
HOW TO BE A SUCCESSFUL WHEELER DEALER
by Jose de Venecia.
HOW TO BE A QUEEN MAKER by Fidel V. Ramos.
HOW TO BUY HOUSE WITHOUT PUTTING A SWEAT ON by Eulogio Magsaysay.
P321 MILLION REASONS TO EARN MORE COMMISSIONS by Pedro Pancho.
DON’T CRY FOR ME PILIPINAS by Jose Miguel Arroyo.
HOW TO BUILD FRANCHISE ON USED VEHICLES IN SBMA by Vicente Magsaysay.
THE MAGIC NUMBER IS 79: BUY IT, YOU GET IT by Jose de Venecia.
LUCKY NUMBER IS 79: [79% OF FIL WANT GMA OUT. WILL 79 REP SIGNATURES CAN STILL BE FAR BEHIND?] (A Collaborative Effort of Francis Escudero, Alan Peter Cayetano, Darlene Antonino Custodio, Rolex Suplico, et al).
158 REPRESENTATIVES DON’T REPRESENT THEIR PEOPLE (A Joint Effort of Francis Escudero, Alan Peter Cayetano, and Darlene Antonino Custodio).
158 REPRESENTATIVES ONLY REPRESENT THEIR SELFISH INTERESTS ( A Joint Undertakings of Francis Escudero, Alan Peter Cayetano, & Darlene Antonino Custodio)
‘YONG DAGDAG, ‘YONG DAGDAG by Gloria M. Arroyo.
TRANSACTIONAL LEADERSHIP by Richard Gordon.
DOMINO EFFECTS OF TRANSACTIONAL LEADERSHIP by Richard Gordon.
YOU'LL LOSE ME, BABE! by Richard Gordon.
I SHOULD HAVE BEEN 1ST LADY NOW by Susan Roces.
THE POWER OF PRAYER & EDSA 4 by Cory Aquino.
HOW TO BE A POPULAR WORLD LEADER, SERIES I: HIRE VENABLE LLP by Gloria M. Arroyo.
HOW TO BE MOST POWERFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD, SERIES I: HIRE VENABLE LLP by Gloria M. Arroyo.
HOW TO BE A POPULAR WORLD LEADER, SERIES II: PABAON & PASALUBONG TO KOFI ANNAN by Gloria M. Arroyo.
HOW TO BE MOST POWERFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD, SERIES II: FIX FORBES MAGAZINE by Gloria M. Arroyo.
PGMA OFF TO U.N.: VP NOLI IS TESTING THE WATER by the Lopez family
VP IN WAITING by Loren Legarda.
I CAN BE PRESIDENT IN WAITING TOO by Loren Legarda.
WIN IMPEACHMENT & LOST CONSCIENCE by Gloria M. Arroyo.
WIN IMPEACHMENT & LOST DIGNITY by Gloria M. Arroyo.
WIN IMPEACHMENT & LOST DECENCY by Gloria M. Arroyo.
WIN IMPEACHMENT & LOST CREDIBILITY by Gloria M. Arroyo.
WIN IMPEACHMENT & LOST CHARACTER by Gloria M. Arroyo.
I WON IMPEACHMENT BUT LOST MY HUMAN BEING by Gloria M. Arroyo.
CUT PEOPLE’S HOPE & MANAGE TO SLEEP WELL by Gloria M. Arroyo.
HOW TO STOP CORY FOR RECRUITING SOLDIERS by Generoso Senga.
HOW TO STOP A MIDGET: DO A GUDANI AND BALUTAN By Senator Biazon
HOW TO AWAKEN SLEEPING GIANT: CALL RETIRED GENERALS "INUTIL" by Sec Bunye.
CAN THE AFP COME EN-MASS: TEN MORE OFFICERS TO TALK by the YOUng.
THE BIGGEST JOKE THAT BOOMERANG: CALLING RETIRED GENERALS "INUTIL" by Senators Biazon, Lim and Lacson.
WILL THE AFP STAND TO THE OCCASION? THE YOUngs ARE JUST WAITING FOR THE SIGNAL by the YOUng and the YES Arm.
SOLDIERS ARE DIFFERENT FROM CIVILIANS: THEY OBEY ORDERS LIKE NOBODY ELSE DID by a Reserve Officer, AFP.
THE APDC AD IS POLITICIZING RETIRED MILITARY PERSONNEL WITH DECEASED MEMBERS ASKED TO PLEDGE SUPPORT FOR PGMA by The YOUng.
IN THE PHILS, DEAD CITIZENS VOTE IN ELECTIONS. UNDER APDC & PGMA, DEAD SOLDIERS PLEDGED LOYALTY TO THE MIDGET by The YES Arm.
WHO SAYS PGMA IS NOT IN CONTROL OF THE AFP & THE RETIRED GENERALS? by General Tabako.
DEAD SOLDIERS DON'T VOTE DURING MY TIME by General Tabako.
NEITHER IN MY LIFETIME by Senator Biazon.
HOW TO STIR THE SENATE & LOST MY CHARM by Mirriam Defensor Santiago.
REP. ROILO GOLEZ IS A MERE SOLDIER: WALANG KAMANDAG! by Mirriam Defensor Santiago.
I’M A MERE SOLDIER, PERO ANNAPOLIS GRAD NAMAN AKO by Roilo Golez.
REP. SUPLICO IS "BOBO" PERO ROLEX NAMAN SI AKO by Mirriam Defensor Santiago in Cooperation of Rolex Suplico.
I GOT 79% IN BAR EXAMS: MIRRIAM GOT ONLY 78% - NOW WHO’S "BOBO"?by Rolex Suplico.
HOW TO PRODUCE MORE PEOPLE TO ENSURE MORE DOLLARS FROM OFWS by Gloria M. Arroyo.
NO TO CONTRACEPTIVE. NO TO FAMILY PLANNING. MORE PINOYS CAN MAKE THE DIFFERENCE By TRAPOS in Cooperation With the Church.
POPULATION EXPLOSION IS ONLY FOR THE POOR & IGNORANT By the Society of 7 Great Nations.
POVERTY AND IGNORANCE IS BY-PRODUCT OF OVER POPULATION by Gil Fernandez.
STIFF COMPETITION DRIVES SEX EXPLOSION by Gil Fernandez.
SEX EXPLOSION DRIVES POPULATION EXPLOSION by Gil Fernandez.
SEX AND OVER POPULATION DRIVES PEOPLE TO STARVATION by Gil Fernandez.
GOD WILL PROVIDE, PEOPLE WILL ABIDE, MORE CHILDREN CAN’T HIDE by Gintong Lahi.
CHURCH CONDEMNED TYRANNY AND THE TRAITORS. WHICH CHURCH? by Gintong Lahi.
CARDINAL SIN WAS SYMBOL OF CHURCH UNITY. CHURCH TODAY HAS NO SYMBOL - ERGO: NO UNITY. NO SIN. by Gintong Lahi.
WHY DO CHURCH HAS NO UNITY? PAGCOR IS THE LEAST UNCOMMON DENOMINATOR by Gintong Lahi.
WHY DID PAGCOR MUSCLE THE CHURCH? IT WAS SO SWEET THE CHURCH JUST COLLAPSEDby Gintong Lahi.
CARDINAL SIN WAS COUNTRY’S SYMBOL OF UNITY by Gintong Lahi.
WHEN CARDINAL SIN CALLED HIS FLOCK, EVERYBODY RESPONDED by Gintong Lahi.
WHEN THE CARDINAL PREACHED TO HIS DISCIPLES, EVERYBODY LISTENED by Gintong Lahi.
COUNTRY TODAY HAS NO SYMBOL. ERGO: NO UNITY. NO DIGNITY. NO BRIGHT HOPE FOR ECONOMY. by Gintong Lahi.
BUT, GARCI TAPES, I’M SORRY, & CPR - ARE JUST TOO MANY by Gintong Lahi.
HOW THE CBCP MAY HEED PEOPLE'S CALL by Cory Aquino.
BISHOPS ARE HUMAN BEING TOO: PAGCOR IS SO GOOD! by Cardinal Vidal.
WHO’S PHILIPPINES’ ARCHBISHOP ARNULFO ROMERO? By Gintong Lahi.
WILL BISHOP BACANI, CRUZ, TOBIAS, INIGUEZ, LABAYEN, ROSALES DO A ROMERO, EL SALVADOR STYLE? By Gintong Lahi.
SECRETARY BUNYE IS NOW A PORTRAIT OF A FAILED & FALLING REGIME by The Destabilizers.
BUNYE’S LIFE IS LIFELESS. HIS FACE A PICTURE OF A FORLORN PR MAN by The Hyatt 10.
HE WANTS TO SURRENDER HIS TONGUE & GIVE UP BRIEFING by The Hyatt 10.
THE TRUTH IS HARD TO HIDE. THE HIDE IS BETTER THAN PRIDE by GMA & The Loyal Brigade.
TRUTH HURTS. HEARTS WANT THE TRUTH. PGMA IS HEARTLESS & TRUSTLESS by Gintong Lahi.
BARRICADES AND CANNONBALLS WILL FALTER. BUT PEOPLE’S DESIRE FOR FREEDOM GROWS TALLER EVERYDAY by Black & White Movement.
THE MORE YOU FRESH THE ORANGES DOWN, THE MORE JUICE FLOWS INTO THE JAR by DHyatt 10.
PAYBACK TIME IS DAY OF RECKONING by Gloria M. Arroyo.
PAYBACK IS NOT EASY AS 1,2,3 by Gloria M. Arroyo.
POST-DATED CHECKS ARE FOR SWINDLERS ONLY by Central Bank of the Philippines .
FIESTA FILIPINA IN U.N.: A P25 MILLION EXCURSION by Roilo Golez.
HOW TO BE PI's #1 SECURITY RISK, by Norberto Gonzales.
60 PRO-GMA SOLONS & GOVERNORS ENJOYED FRUIT OF LABOR; DEMAND FOR MORE by Alan Cayetano.
$75K MONTHLY VENABLE LLP FEE: SECRET CHA CHA BOOTY by Norberto Gonzales.
GONE CRAZY W/ VENABLE LLP: CANCEL DEAL BEFORE HELL BROKEOUT by Gloria M. Arroyo.
HOW TO SAVE PESOS FOR COUNTRY: SPEND, SPEND, SPEND by Gloria M. Arroyo.
P3.3 BILLION UN-LIQUIDATED 2004 EXPENSES HAD GMA STOLE PRESIDENCY by Susan Roces.
NEVER MIND THE CONSCIENCE, I DON'T HAVE THAT ANYMORE by Gloria M. Arroyo.
NEVER MIND DIGNITY, I LOST THAT 2 YEARS AGO by Gloria M. Arroyo.
NEVER MIND THE COUNTRY, I CARE FOR NOBODY by Gloria M. Arroyo.
IN MY COUNTRY, EVERYONE HAS PRICE FOR ME by Gloria M. Arroyo.
I'M SORRY FOR FAILURE OF JUDGMENT by Imee R. Marcos.
I'M SORRY FOR LAPSE IN JUDGMENT by Gloria M. Arroyo.
THE MORE PGMA SUPPRESS THE PEOPLE, THE MORE THE PEOPLE COMPRESSED TO IMPRESS by The Hyatt 10. Rufinol, 10/20/05.
PGMA IS OUR ECONOMIC BUTTERFLY. FLY NG FLY, PERO WALANG ECONOMIC RETURN. by Gintong Lahi.
PGMA GOT TRILLIONS FROM IMF & OTHERS BUT CAN ONLY DELIVER CPR, GARCI tapes, & I’M SORRY FOR THE NATION. By Gintong Lahi.
THIS GOV’T HAD TRANSFORMED FROM IDEAL DREAM GOVERNANCE TO A TRANSACTONAL & COMPROMISING LEADERSHIP. By Gintong Lahi.
ERMITA IS CLOSE TO LUNETA WHERE U.S. EMBASSY GOSSIPS WITH FVR by Gintong Lahi.
ACCORDING TO FVR, THERE IS ONLY ONE ALTERNATIVE: HE IS by Gintong Lahi.
GEN TABAKO WILL RUN THE RUN by Cory Aquino.
TAME THE AFP & MAKE YOUng SOLDIERS JITTERY by the YOUng Soldiers.
RETIRED GENERALS & OFFICERS ARE WEAK & INUTIL NO THREAT TO PGMA by Ignacio Bunye.
YES ARMS: WE’RE OLD BUT OUR CADRES ARE YOUng by All Retired and Reserved Officers, AFP.
POLITICALLY STRONG, CAN’T SLEEP WORRYING CORY, SUSAN & SENILE ABAT by Gloria M. Arroyo.
HOW TO SPEND P2.7 BILLIONS IN INTELLIGENCE FUNDS & STILL DUMB by Gloria M. Arroyo.
CHRONIC OVERSPENDING IN INTEL FUNDS IS BIGGER THAN VENABLE CONTRACT by Ralph Recto.
HOW FUNDS 4 CLANDESTINE ACTIVITIES ARE AUDITED CLANDESTINELY BUT AUGMENTED CLANDESTINELY by Ralph Recto.
1,600 BOOKS MISSING IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTA-THIEVES by the Commission On Audit.
RETURN THE BOOKS! BAKA IBENTA NYO PA IYAN by The Congress Librarian.
STRIKES CAN NOT SOLVE PROBLEMS by Gloria M. Arroyo.
GLORIA M. ARROYO CAN NOT SOLVE COUNTRY'S PROBLEMS by The Filipino People.
ERGO: ABOLISH STRIKES & LET GLORIA GO BACK TO SCHOOL by Kabayang Noli.
SEC NORBERTO & SIRAULO GONZALES: EXAMPLES Of PUBLIC SERVANTS WHO DISPLAY DISABILITY TO PERFORM by Richard Gordon.
JUSTICE DELAYED IS JUSTICE DENIED; SWIFT JUSTICE IS RARE by Gintong Lahi.
FOR FILIPINOS TO RISE, GOV'T OFFICIALS MUST SHINE W/O BLINK by International Standard Organization (ISO).
ERGO: OUR OFWs ARE BETTER SERVANTS THAN GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS by Gintong Lahi.
TAME THE OPPOSITION: US MUST SPY PI MORE by Gloria M. Arroyo.
HOW TO PRETEND: PGMA IN FULL CONTROL by Fidel V. Ramos.
TRUTH OF THE MATTER: THE SHIP GOT SO MANY HOLES by Fidel V. Ramos.
ABANDON THE BOOTIES: THE SHIP STARTS TO SINK by Fidel V. Ramos.
AFP BIG SHOTS HAD HISTORY DUMPING COMMANDER IN CHIEF by YOUng Soldiers
GEN TABAKO IS PRACTICING PSYCHO WARFARE by Cory Aquino.
GEN TABAKO WILL RUN THE RUN by Cory Aquino.
ANTI-TERROR BILL IS ANTI-OPPOSITIONS & DESTABILIZERS DISGUISED AS PGMA "BATUTA" By Roilo Golez.
PGMA’S EYE BAGS WON’T LIE: IT’S HARD TO BUY A SLEEP By Ellen Tordesillas.
SECRETARY BUNYE IS NOW A PORTRAIT OF A FAILED & FALLING REGIME by The Destabilizers.
BUNYE’S LIFE IS LIFELESS. HIS FACE A PICTURE OF A FORLORN PR MAN by The Hyatt 10.
HE WANTS TO SURRENDER HIS TONGUE & GIVE UP BRIEFING by The Hyatt 10.
THE TRUTH IS HARD TO HIDE. THE HIDE IS BETTER THAN PRIDE by GMA & The Loyal Brigade.
TRUTH HURTS. HEARTS WANT THE TRUTH. PGMA IS HEARTLESS & TRUSTLESS by Gintong Lahi.
BARRICADES AND CANNONBALLS WILL FALTER. BUT PEOPLE’S DESIRE FOR FREEDOM GROWS TALLER EVERYDAY by Black & White Movement.
THE MORE YOU FRESH THE ORANGES DOWN, THE MORE JUICE FLOWS INTO THE JAR by The Hyatt 10.
THE MORE PGMA SUPPRESS THE PEOPLE, THE MORE THE PEOPLE COMPRESSED TO IMPRESS by The Hyatt 10. Rufinol, 10/20/05.
PGMA IS OUR ECONOMIC BUTTERFLY. FLY NG FLY, PERO WALANG ECONOMIC RETURN. by Gintong Lahi.
INSTEAD OF GETTING OUR ACTS TOGETHER PGMA BROKE OUR ACTS INTO MANY PROBLEMATIC PIECES APART! by Gintong Lahi.
PGMA GOT TRILLIONS FROM IMF & OTHERS BUT CAN ONLY DELIVER CPR, GARCI tapes, & I’M SORRY FOR THE NATION. By Gintong Lahi.
THIS GOV’T HAD TRANSFORMED FROM IDEAL DREAM GOVERNANCE TO A TRANSACTONAL & COMPROMISING LEADERSHIP. By Gintong Lahi.
BELT TIGHTENING, ANYONE? NOT ANYMORE! BELT WIDENING OR SENSELESS SPENDING? YES, OF COURSE!. By Gintong Lahi.
HOW TO MOVE THE COUNTRY FORWARD? By Senator Richard Gordon.
PGMA MUST DO A CHARACTER CHANGE by Senator Richard Gordon.
THAT IS: BECOME A "TRANSFORMATIONAL" PRESIDENT FROM A "TRANSACTIONAL," ONE. By Richard Gordon.
AMENDING CONSTITUTION IS NOT "EXCLUSIVE" TASK OF CONGRESS; NEITHER THE PRESIDENT'S NOR CONCOM'S. By Gintong Lahi.
CONGRESS HAS MANDATE TO AMEND THE CONSTITUTION by Gintong Lahi.
PGMA & CONCOM USURPED CONGRESS’ MANDATE. By Gintong Lahi.
IN THE END, IT IS THE PEOPLE WHO WILL DECIDE by Gintong Lahi.
ONLY, AFTER THE TRAPOS HAD BOUGHT THE POOR & INNOCENTS' VOTES by The Filipino Historian.
REMEMBER THE P87-BILLION PGMA PORK FOR FY 2006? by Gintong Lahi.
REMEMBER THE P47-BILLION HEALING FUND FOR FY 2006? by Gintong Lahi.
REMEMBER THE LGU'S BILLION PESOS PORK FOR FY 2006? by Gintong Lahi.
GUESS WHAT? THE TRAPOS HAVE NEVER LEFT. by Gintong Lahi.
THE TRAPOS ONLY CHANGED THEIR CARS & OUTFIT. by Gintong Lahi.
DON’T LISTEN TO INTRIGUES; PSG IS LOYAL TO PRESIDENT by Eduardo Ermita.
DON’T INTRIGUE THE PSG; IT MAY LOSE LOYALTY TO PRESIDENT by Eduardo Ermita.
THE PRESIDENT LISTENS TO INTRIGUE; SHE JUST LOSE THE PSG by Eduardo Ermita.
ERMITA IS CLOSE TO LUNETA WHERE U.S. EMBASSY GOSSIPS WITH FVR by Gintong Lahi.
US EMBASSY GUILTY OF ‘CHISMIS’ by Raul Gonzalez.
US EMBASSY MUST BE PUNISHED FOR GOSSIPING by Raul Gonzalez.
WILL U.S. SENATOR LUGAR DO A MACARTHUR? by Robert Romulo.
I SHALL RETURN! PAG SI GMA WALA SA LUGAR by Senator Lugar.
MALACANANG CLEARED FVR FOR PLOTTING A COUP by Gintong Lahi.
MALACANANG WAS NERVOUS OF THE FVR COUP by Gintong Lahi.
FVR SAID: THE OPPOSITION HAS NO ALTERNATIVES By Gintong Lahi.
ACCORDING TO FVR, THERE IS ONLY ONE ALTERNATIVE: HE IS by Gintong Lahi.
PRETEND ARROYO’S PRESIDENCY REMAINS STRONG & STABLE by Eduardo Ermita & Ignacio Bunye.
POLITICAL INSECURITY IN MALACANAN CALLS FOR AN EXIT SCENARIO by Eduardo Ermita.
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A GRACEFUL EXIT by Raul Gonzalez.
NO ENTRY. NO EXIT. GMA & FG WILL FLY by The Manila City Mayor.
SAFE EXIT + I LIKE U = GMA’s REQUEST FROM UNCLE SAM by Robert Romulo.
PAYBACK TIME IS DAY OF RECKONING by Gloria M. Arroyo.
PAYBACK IS NOT EASY AS 1,2,3 by Gloria M. Arroyo.
POST-DATED CHECKS ARE FOR SWINDLERS ONLY by Central Bank of the Philippines.
FIESTA FILIPINA IN U.N.: A P25 MILLION EXCURSION by Roilo Golez.
HOW TO BE PI's #1 SECURITY RISK, by Norberto Gonzales.
60 PRO-GMA SOLONS & GOVERNORS ENJOYED FRUIT OF LABOR; DEMAND FOR MORE by Alan Cayetano.
$75K MONTHLY VENABLE LLP FEE: SECRET CHA CHA BOOTY by Norberto Gonzales.
GONE CRAZY W/ VENABLE LLP: CANCEL DEAL BEFORE HELL BROKEOUT by Gloria M. Arroyo.
HOW TO SAVE PESOS FOR COUNTRY: SPEND, SPEND, SPEND by Gloria M. Arroyo.
P3.3 BILLION UN-LIQUIDATED 2004 EXPENSES HAD GMA STOLE PRESIDENCY by Susan Roces.
NEVER MIND THE CONSCIENCE, I DON'T HAVE THAT ANYMORE by Gloria M. Arroyo.
NEVER MIND DIGNITY, I LOST THAT 2 YEARS AGO by Gloria M. Arroyo.
NEVER MIND THE COUNTRY, I CARE FOR NOBODY by Gloria M. Arroyo.
IN MY COUNTRY, EVERYONE HAS PRICE FOR ME by Gloria M. Arroyo.
I'M SORRY FOR FAILURE OF JUDGMENT by Imee R. Marcos.
I'M SORRY FOR LAPSE IN JUDGMENT by Gloria M. Arroyo.
SORRY: PGMA & IMEE WILL BE JUDGED BY HISTORY by Supreme Court of the Phils.
TAME THE AFP & MAKE YOUng SOLDIERS JITTERY by the YOUng Soldiers.
RETIRED GENERALS & OFFICERS ARE WEAK & INUTIL NO THREAT TO PGMA by Ignacio Bunye.
YES ARMS: WE’RE OLD BUT OUR CADRES ARE YOUng by All Retired and Reserved Officers, AFP.
POLITICALLY STRONG, CAN’T SLEEP WORRYING CORY, SUSAN & SENILE ABAT by Gloria M. Arroyo.
HOW TO SPEND P2.7 BILLIONS IN INTELLIGENCE FUNDS & STILL DUMB by Gloria M. Arroyo.
CHRONIC OVERSPENDING IN INTEL FUNDS IS BIGGER THAN VENABLE CONTRACT by Ralph Recto.
HOW FUNDS 4 CLANDESTINE ACTIVITIES ARE AUDITED CLANDESTINELY BUT AUGMENTED CLANDESTINELY by Ralph Recto.
1,600 BOOKS MISSING IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTA-THIEVES by the Commission On Audit.
RETURN THE BOOKS! BAKA IBENTA NYO PA IYAN by The Congress Librarian.
STRIKES CAN NOT SOLVE PROBLEMS by Gloria M. Arroyo.
GLORIA M. ARROYO CAN NOT SOLVE COUNTRY'S PROBLEMS by The Filipino People.
ERGO: ABOLISH STRIKES & LET GLORIA GO BACK TO SCHOOL by Kabayang Noli.
SEC NORBERTO & SIRAULO GONZALES: EXAMPLES Of PUBLIC SERVANTS WHO DISPLAY DISABILITY TO PERFORM by Richard Gordon.
JUSTICE DELAYED IS JUSTICE DENIED; SWIFT JUSTICE IS RARE by Gintong Lahi.
FOR FILIPINOS TO RISE, GOV'T OFFICIALS MUST SHINE W/O BLINK by International Standard Organization (ISO).
ERGO: Our OFWs Are Better Servants Than Government Officials by Gintong Lahi.
TAME THE OPPOSITION: US MUST SPY PI MORE by Gloria M. Arroyo.
HOW TO PRETEND: PGMA IN FULL CONTROL by Fidel V. Ramos.
TRUTH OF THE MATTER: THE SHIP GOT SO MANY HOLES by Fidel V. Ramos.
ABANDON THE BOOTIES: THE SHIP STARTS TO SINK by Fidel V. Ramos.
AFP BIG SHOTS HAD HISTORY DUMPING COMMANDER IN CHIEF by YOUng Soldiers.
GEN TABAKO IS PRACTICING PSYCHO WARFARE by Cory Aquino.
GEN TABAKO WILL RUN THE RUN by Cory Aquino.
ANTI-TERROR BILL IS ANTI-OPPOSITIONS & DESTABILIZERS DISGUISED AS PGMA "BATUTA" By Roilo Golez.
PGMA’S EYE BAGS WON’T LIE: IT’S HARD TO BUY A SLEEP By Ellen Tordesillas.
SECRETARY BUNYE IS NOW A PORTRAIT OF A FAILED & FALLING REGIME by The Destabilizers.
BUNYE’S LIFE IS LIFELESS. HIS FACE A PICTURE OF A FORLORN PR MAN by The Hyatt 10.
HE WANTS TO SURRENDER HIS TONGUE & GIVE UP BRIEFING by The Hyatt 10.
THE TRUTH IS HARD TO HIDE. THE HIDE IS BETTER THAN PRIDE by GMA & The Loyal Brigade.
TRUTH HURTS. HEARTS WANT THE TRUTH. PGMA IS HEARTLESS & TRUSTLESS by Gintong Lahi.
BARRICADES AND CANNONBALLS WILL FALTER. BUT PEOPLE’S DESIRE FOR FREEDOM GROWS TALLER EVERYDAY by Black & White Movement.
THE MORE YOU FRESH THE ORANGES DOWN, THE MORE JUICE FLOWS INTO THE JAR by The Hyatt 10.
THE MORE PGMA SUPPRESS THE PEOPLE, THE MORE THE PEOPLE COMPRESSED TO IMPRESS by The Hyatt 10. Rufinol, 10/20/05.
PGMA IS OUR ECONOMIC BUTTERFLY. FLY NG FLY, PERO WALANG ECONOMIC RETURN. by Gintong Lahi.
INSTEAD OF GETTING OUR ACTS TOGETHER PGMA BROKE OUR ACTS INTO MANY PROBLEMATIC PIECES APART! by Gintong Lahi.
PGMA GOT TRILLIONS FROM IMF & OTHERS BUT CAN ONLY DELIVER CPR, GARCI tapes, & I’M SORRY FOR THE NATION. By Gintong Lahi.
THIS GOV’T HAD TRANSFORMED FROM IDEAL DREAM GOVERNANCE TO A TRANSACTONAL & COMPROMISING LEADERSHIP. By Gintong Lahi
BELT TIGHTENING, ANYONE? NOT ANYMORE! BELT WIDENING OR SENSELESS SPENDING? YES, OF COURSE!. By Gintong Lahi.
HOW TO MOVE THE COUNTRY FORWARD? By Senator Richard Gordon.
PGMA MUST DO A CHARACTER CHANGE by Senator Richard Gordon.
THAT IS: BECOME A "TRANSFORMATIONAL" PRESIDENT FROM A "TRANSACTIONAL," ONE. By Richard Gordon.
AMENDING CONSTITUTION IS NOT "EXCLUSIVE" TASK OF CONGRESS; NEITHER THE PRESIDENT'S NOR CONCOM'S. By Gintong Lahi.
CONGRESS HAS MANDATE TO AMEND THE CONSTITUTION by Gintong Lahi.
PGMA & CONCOM USURPED CONGRESS’ MANDATE. By Gintong Lahi.
IN THE END, IT IS THE PEOPLE WHO WILL DECIDE by Gintong Lahi.
ONLY, AFTER THE TRAPOS HAD BOUGHT THE POOR & INNOCENTS' VOTES by The Filipino Historian.
REMEMBER THE P87-BILLION PGMA PORK FOR FY 2006? by Gintong Lahi.
REMEMBER THE P47-BILLION HEALING FUND FOR FY 2006? by Gintong Lahi.
REMEMBER THE LGU'S BILLION PESOS PORK FOR FY 2006? by Gintong Lahi.
GUESS WHAT? THE TRAPOS HAVE NEVER LEFT. by Gintong Lahi.
THE TRAPOS ONLY CHANGED THEIR CARS & OUTFIT. by Gintong Lahi.
DON’T LISTEN TO INTRIGUES; PSG IS LOYAL TO PRESIDENT by Eduardo Ermita.
DON’T INTRIGUE THE PSG; IT MAY LOSE LOYALTY TO PRESIDENT by Eduardo Ermita.
THE PRESIDENT LISTENS TO INTRIGUE; SHE JUST LOSE THE PSG by Eduardo Ermita.
ERMITA IS CLOSE TO LUNETA WHERE U.S. EMBASSY GOSSIPS WITH FVR by Gintong Lahi.
US EMBASSY GUILTY OF ‘CHISMIS’ by Raul Gonzalez.
US EMBASSY MUST BE PUNISHED FOR GOSSIPING by Raul Gonzalez.
WILL U.S. SENATOR LUGAR DO A MACARTHUR? by Robert Romulo.
I SHALL RETURN! PAG SI GMA WALA SA LUGAR by Senator Lugar.
MALACANANG CLEARED FVR FOR PLOTTING A COUP by Gintong Lahi.
MALACANANG WAS NERVOUS OF THE FVR COUP by Gintong Lahi.
FVR SAID: THE OPPOSITION HAS NO ALTERNATIVES By Gintong Lahi.
ACCORDING TO FVR, THERE IS ONLY ONE ALTERNATIVE: HE IS by Gintong Lahi.
PRETEND ARROYO’S PRESIDENCY REMAINS STRONG & STABLE by Eduardo Ermita & Ignacio Bunye.
POLITICAL INSECURITY IN MALACANAN CALLS FOR AN EXIT SCENARIO by Eduardo Ermita.
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A GRACEFUL EXIT by Raul Gonzalez..
NO ENTRY. NO EXIT. GMA & FG WILL FLY by The Manila City Mayor.
SAFE EXIT + I LIKE U = GMA’s REQUEST FROM UNCLE SAM by Robert Romulo.
FVR: BRIDGE OF RIVER KWAI CONNECTED TO U.S. POWER BROKER by The CIA.
U.S. FACTOR CRITICAL FOR GMA’s SURVIVAL by Malacanang Think Tank.
ONLY DIRECTION PGMA’S LEADERSHIP GOIN’ IS DOWN, DOWN, & DOWN UNDER by The Son of CPR (Calibrated Preemptive Response).
GLORIA M. ARROYO’S GOVERNMENT IS IN SHAMBLE by Robert Romulo.
I HAVE GIVEN UP ON HER (PGMA) by Robert Romulo.
WE’VE SEEN PGMA’s BEST OVER THE PAST 3 YEARS by Gintong Lahi.
PGMA HAS NOTHING TO SHOW-OFF ANYMORE! By Gintong Lahi.
WE’VE SEEN THE WORSE OF GMA OVER THE PAST 3 YEARS by Cory & Susan.
BUT GMA SAID: THE WORST IS YET TO COME by Congressman Escudero.
THE QUESTION ASKED WAS: WHAT HAD HAPPENED TO PGMA? By GMA’s U.N. Friends.
THE RESPONSE GIVEN WAS: HIGH PROFILE-GRAFT; HIGH RISK FACTOR; LOW PUBLIC SUPPORT; INDIFFERENCE TO LEADERSHIP by The Son of CPR (Calibrated Presidential Removal).
U.S. HELP FOR A "THIRD COUNTRY" FOR MRS. ARROYO & FAMILY IS BEING READY by The Son of CPR (Calibrated Presidential Rat).
LAST CALL: ALL ABOARD!!! By the Last Voyage From Power To Oblivion.
AND NOW, THE END IS NEAR by Frank Dillon.
AND SO I FACE, THE FINAL CURTAIN by Gloria M. Arroyo.
SMILE AT CAMERA WHILE UNABLE TO SLEEP 3 DAYS IN A ROW by Gloria M. Arroyo.
HOW TO SLEEP WELL & CONQUER FEAR by Gloria M. Arroyo.
CONQUER FEAR OF BEING THROWN OUT OF MALACANANG by Gloria M. Arroyo.
HOW TO NAVIGATE PASIG RIVER SAFELY & COMFORTABLY by Erap to GMA.
THE FIRST 3 DAYS ARE HELL & MORE HELL by Loi Estrada & Jinggoy Estrada.
MITIGATE SHAME & MISERY AFTER THE DEBACLE by Susan Roces & Cory Aquino
WHEN IN TOP THINK YOU’RE DOWN, THE FALL WILL BE MINIMAL by Rufinol.
HIGH & LOW OF PHILIPPINE POLITICS IS ABOUT TO UNFOLD by Max Soli-Benz.
THE FINAL CURTAIN by Kabayan Noli.
I DID IT MY WAY by Gloria M. Arroyo.
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER, PERO HULI NA by Gloria M. Arroyo.
I'M SORRY FOR THE THING I'VE DONE by Gloria M. Arroyo.
LET ME TRY AGAIN by Gloria M. Arroyo.
IBON MANG MAY LAYANG LUMIPAD by Anak Dalita.
KULUNGIN MO AT UMIIYAK by Dalagang Bukid.
BAYAN PA KAYANG SAKDAL DILAG by Anak Dalita.
ANG HINDI MAG-NASANG MAKA-ALPAS by Anak Dalita.
AKING ADHIKA by Dalagang Bukid.
MAKITA KANG SAKDAL LAYA! By Rufinol & Gintong Lahi in Collaboration with the People of Perlas ng Silangan..
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